Swearing Chess

You vs a chess bot that talks trash on every move you make. Hang your queen? It'll let you know -  loudly, personally, and with feeling.

Pick your tormentor: a posh aristocrat, a gen-z gremlin, a drill sergeant, or your passive-aggressive ex. Each has its own personality and its own voice  -  flip on Voice mode and they'll say it out loud. Watch the Tilt Meter climb and its face melt down as you start winning, then hit back with one-tap clapbacks.

The twist: losing is the fun part.

Features

• 4 trash-talking opponents, each with a distinct voice
• 🌶️ Spicy / 🧈 Mild toggle — a full chess engine underneath (castling, en passant, promotion, the lot)
• Live tilt meter + a face that goes from smug to feral
• Clapback buttons to roast it back, and a share button for your best burn
• Plays in your browser, no download, works on phones

How to play: tap a piece, tap where to move. Try not to cry.

⚠️ Spicy mode has strong language  - switch to Mild any time.